Yeah, yeah, let's just pretend I did this in a hurry and without much time, ´kay?
Also, before this descent into madness starts: you DO know there are male AND female versions of every country, right?


Name: Javier
Age: 18
Your country of origin: Mexico
Your best friend is: Finland (I like Finland :3)
You have a crush on: Russia (That.... that won't end well for me >__>u)
You hate: Switzerland (But they have good chocolates!!! :< )
You get bullied by: Latvia (Stupid Latvia)
You are scared of: Austria (Who's Austria?)
You go out with for 5 seconds: Sweden (only 5 seconds? screw this!!! *kisses Sweden*)
You get a confession from: Lithuania (.......)
You get in a fist fight with: Belarus (Come on, you pansy!! >)
You had a one night stand with: Germany (uh.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiight)
Your first girlfriend is: S-Italy (Linda is gonna be SO jealous xD)
Everybody graduates but: Estonia (aaawww.... poor Estonia)
You marry: Cuba (WTF?)
Your first kid name is: Rose
You get in a dispute with: Sealand
You get out of the dispute with the help of: Hong Kong (thanks)
You have an affair with: Greece
You get caught by: Cuba (honey, it's not what you think! xD)
The chances of them telling 87% (bitch)
Your wife finds out about the affair, he feels: Depressed
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with: Sealand (Fight buddies!)
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand: 46% (o.O)
You move in with: Estonia
You start having feelings for: Germany (ewwwwwww)
You get a confession from: France (I'm surprised this didn't come earlier)
The percentage of you excepting their feelings 1% (poor France)
You say no, they then go out with: Germany (OMG)
The percentage of you like them two together 88% (Ok, this is ridiculous!!)
You get ambushed by: England (Curse you and your unicorns!!!)
The chances of you getting out of their alive 22% (Oh shi-)
You unxpecting get glomped by: Switzerland (Awwww, Switzerland doesn't hate me)
You are lonely, you get a: Drink of beer
Drunk, you kiss: Spain (Olé
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss: 55% (looks like Spain liked the kiss a bit)
You have a huge war against: Spain (ok.... maybe not)
Your chances of winning 54% (it's more than 50%)
You die by: France raep (Wow..... France took my rejection WAY too far)
The only person not to go to your funeral is: America (A-hole)
This person is the most devestated by your death: Hungry (............)
This person is teh most happiest taht you died: Hong Kong (But he helped me before!!! :<
This person is teh master mind of your death: Poland (Damn you Poland!!! DAMN YOU!!!!)
Who you liked your life: 80% ('twas a good life)